I’ve had a hectic couple of days.
Before all you really busy people scoff and say “huh! You don’t know what hectic IS!”, I should make excuses for being weak-willed and generally useless qualify that opening line.
I don’t do stress.
Not in the slightest.
Can’t handle it!
Turns me into a shivering wreck curled up in a ball in the corner.
Relationships? Parenthood? ‘Proper job’?
I’ll give them a swerve thanks if it’s all the same to you, too much decision making and long-term responsibility.
Makes me feel ill!
Regarding hecticness (hecticity?), on a scale of 1 to 100, my preferred level would be about –17.
Given the above, I won’t bother you with my problems…..I just need a rest…..