Not me you understand, or indeed any of you fine folks out there.
I am referring of course to that other lot.
Finally had enough of all that clart, yeah I know it’s a made up word, but you all know what it means.
Bear with me ‘cos I don’t know how to drive this thing yet (couldn’t even import all my rubbish).
Hope this will publish, and then I can spend many happy hours tearing my hair out learning how to work it.
See you soon, normal service (i.e. nonsense) will resume shortly.