At last, I can lose those sensible seal fur thongs


…….I recently had the dubious pleasure
of picking up the famous polar
explorer Veronika Norks while
returning from a drop at Fracas’ place.

I fear she had been hitting the Alaskan Pinot Grigiot a little heavily.

Thank goodness the autopilot was
functioning properly while I had to
manhandle, (sorry, I mean restrain)
her.

She insisted on trying to show me her extensive collection of lingerie, all the time waffling on about how the last gentleman from the
South Coast of England she’d shared a flight with, had offered to send her interesting samples from the Museum of Undercrackers that he was building in a basement of his cliff-top mansion.

They had met in the departure lounge at Gatwick Airport.
He was apparently quite inebriated, and insisted on calling her Uma.

Eventually, my cockpit looked like an explosion in the Victoria’s Secret warehouse, we had to tie her down…………………………………………………………………….

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4 thoughts on “At last, I can lose those sensible seal fur thongs

  1. A Museum of Undercrackers!!!! – why haven’t I thought of that? – I might have to employ you in the role of Research and Development Officer …… tee hee

  2. I have some vintage undercracker photos (purrly in the furtherance of 70s blog you understand!!) if you are interested ??

    [can you add a thing on here that I can ‘tick’ so I can follow the replies??]

  3. 70s, I haven’t even sussed how to copy/paste, my photos sometimes load, sometimes not……….i’m lost……….
    thanks for the offer though.

    Glad to hear your teen is OK.

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